50+ Old Fashioned Insults We Should Bring Back
This piece catalogs 50 colorful 19th-century insults drawn from historical dictionaries, arguing that modern English has lost vivid, inventive put-downs in favor of tired expletives and generic slurs. The insults range from creative descriptors of character flaws (like "afternoon farmer" for someone who misses opportunities) to observations of physical awkwardness ("duke of limbs"), with bonus examples of Theodore Roosevelt's particularly colorful invective. The author suggests these bygone terms deserve revival for their cleverness and specificity compared to contemporary name-calling.